February 2012
xvideos is dead to me.
pacify-eris:
sorry I’m so skinny and pretty and smart
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If you tryin’ to cheat on your boyfriend hmu
netscapeshawty:
i swear 85% of female tumblr names are just two completely unrelated things
hennyandswimtrunks
chickenandofficesupplies
cerealandhighheels
hennyandswimtrunks sounds like it is a pillar in the wave movement. Very wavy.
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Weezy F. Baby and the F stands for altruism.
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Things to wish for at 11:11
Wish a nigga would
Wish that Rashida Jones gets a fat ass
North African/Middle Eastern girls hmu
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“Busty Latina” is truly the grandest of all porn searches right now.
As I am 6’2 1/3”, any woman taller than me is a man. Don’t care what you say.
Jaheim dressed up like Kazuma from YuYu Hakusho will forever be a tragedy.
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The only thing I took from this years all-star weekend is that if you’re over 6’5” and make over $300,000 then you have to own a small ass jacket and stupid ass glasses of some kind.